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Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (80840) - you deserved it (3055)

On 04/09/2009 at 8:33am - misc - by BracesSuck (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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You should probably sue that bitch

#2 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:24pm by Uconnrunner

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I hate being "worked on" (dentist, physical therapist, etc.) by people who are incompetent or not careful.

#3 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:25pm by babble

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