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Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was an accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46162) - you deserved it (3567)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:35pm - misc - by lyssanthamum - United States (New York)

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Haha,
Dad's know best!

#4 - On 04/09/2009 at 6:22am by amy397123

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Maybe, just maybe, he is secretly in love with you & chickened out.




Probably not though.

#16 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:18am by sexxystephy

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