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Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5437) - you deserved it (17191)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:42am - misc - by littmild (man) - Norway (Telemark)

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three... nvm

#1 - On 03/02/2010 at 2:07pm by 1800getalife

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Well...that's awkward. Hopefully, this isn't the first time you've met him. First impressions are very important, you know.

#2 - On 03/02/2010 at 2:09pm by Back_In_Action

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