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Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML

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Well...that's awkward. Hopefully, this isn't the first time you've met him. First impressions are very important, you know.

#2 - On 03/02/2010 at 2:09pm by Back_In_Action

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The party wasn't at my girlfriends house, no.. Can't imagine why people think he would be pissed, it's just incredibly funny, and something we could laugh about for years.

This is actually my first time posting anything here, the first time I've ever read comments, and I have to say I'm quite shocked how many people who misundertands this website. Like people who thinks you post things like this to get sympathy, or this ongoing debate on my alcohol consumption. I can't actually believe that there is people in this world who doesn't have more important things to do. Why isn't FML filled with "Today, I didn't have anything else to do than post negative comments on FML. FML."

I feel a burden has been lifted off my shoulders, people! I felt a bit stupid for what I've done, but now I know I have a long way to go to beat some of you.

And yes, I look good naked. Unfortunatly I was wearing socks that made me look rather fat.

#73 - On 03/02/2010 at 9:03pm by littmild

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