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Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20739) - you deserved it (1985)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by idonthavelice (woman) - China (Guangdong)

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I don't think losing them as "friends" is that big of a loss. If they think cockroaches are headlice then they're morons.

#9 - On 02/28/2010 at 2:07pm by ilg4evr

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Cockroach =/= Lice.

#7 - On 02/28/2010 at 2:04pm by GreenDayRHCP

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