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Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13893) - you deserved it (1211)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by idonthavelice (woman) - China (Guangdong)

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