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Today, I was running late for work and realized I forgot to pay a bill. I turned on my computer to pay the bill and brushed my teeth while it set up. I had a mouth full of mouthwash and decided to pay the bill before I spit. Then, I sneezed mouthwash all over my laptop keyboard and screen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5209) - you deserved it (16317)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:19am - misc - by atleastmybreathisfresh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Would the world have ended if you paid the bill AFTER you spit that out?

#4 - On 02/28/2010 at 6:15am by K0RRuPT

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eww! I've tried to multi-task with mouthwash in my mouth! not a good idea. smh!

#1 - On 02/28/2010 at 6:10am by clumsyjazzy

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