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Today, I was running late for work and realized I forgot to pay a bill. I turned on my computer to pay the bill and brushed my teeth while it set up. I had a mouth full of mouthwash and decided to pay the bill before I spit. Then, I sneezed mouthwash all over my laptop keyboard and screen. FML
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This is my post. I agree with most of you. Total dumbass thing. I admit it. It didn't ruin my computer, just made my keys sticky for awhile and there are permanent smear marks on my screen.
I did turn my head, ended up sneezing into my arm but it splashed down onto my computer. There just wasn't enough space to explain it.
I decided to pay it before i spit cause i was trying to save time and only had to press a couple of buttons. Made sense at the time. Seemed like a waste to just stand there for 30 seconds and do nothing. Lesson learned.
I had to pay it before I left for work because it was due that day by 3 and by the time i got home it would have been too late.
Carry on the mocking :)
In all honesty, the risks were pretty clear, but at the same time, you gotta do what you gotta do to be on time, and I think a lot of us have been in that position. I'll say FYL.
Also, I like the nickname that you used for this. I can't help but love when the nickname works with the FML story.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015