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Today, I was running late for work and realized I forgot to pay a bill. I turned on my computer to pay the bill and brushed my teeth while it set up. I had a mouth full of mouthwash and decided to pay the bill before I spit. Then, I sneezed mouthwash all over my laptop keyboard and screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4786) - you deserved it (15193)
On 02/28/2010 at 12:19am - misc - by atleastmybreathisfresh (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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