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Today, I witnessed my roommate pop a blister with a skewer and casually place it back in the kitchen drawer, before wiping what seeped out with the teatowel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24534) - you deserved it (1520)

On 02/22/2010 at 5:13am - misc - by OMFG (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Ewwww!!!!!!!

#1 - On 02/22/2010 at 10:03am by wombatkid

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that's sick. you should make him eggs and scratch your sack with the spatchula

#9 - On 02/22/2010 at 10:10am by mexicantumblewee

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