Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML
by erin1985 / 02/21/2010 at 7:31pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
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Did he collect the blood into a golden goblet, then pouring the contents of a mysterious flask into the mixture, finally lighting it on fire while chanting a strange, unearthly tongue? Cause if he did, I think I know that guy.
#9 - On 02/22/2010 at 3:13am by GiganTronic
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I'm sorry that sucks. I take it there wasn't a second date?
#1 - On 02/22/2010 at 3:05am by DrDiamond
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