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Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14468) - you deserved it (1533)

On 02/21/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by erin1985 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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