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Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:58am - misc - by Rach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

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yeahhhh that sucks lol but ydi

#1 - On 02/20/2010 at 1:57pm by greeneyedgoalie7

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Not only did you make yourself look foolish, but your mom helped too. Congrats on "looking cool" though.

#5 - On 02/20/2010 at 1:59pm by epoh

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