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Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12412) - you deserved it (3077)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Floof (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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