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Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26954) - you deserved it (2204)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

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