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Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18267) - you deserved it (2696)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by xetsa - Sent from mobile version

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What a bummer for you.

It's not like he could have been killed in Iraq or anything.

#2 - On 02/13/2010 at 6:19am by Freeze

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Sleeping together is never easy.

#1 - On 02/13/2010 at 6:18am by Spyrunner

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