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Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - misc - by spanishgirl101 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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obviously it's a bigger deal if a baby falls down the stairs.

#2 - On 02/10/2010 at 3:19am by MissMyriah

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He watches hockey to see people get bloodied and knocked unconscious. He thought you might have presented such entertainment, but you disappointed him.

If you are going to be an attention whore, you are going to have to try harder than that.

#25 - On 02/10/2010 at 4:40am by perdix

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