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Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML

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obviously it's a bigger deal if a baby falls down the stairs.

#2 - On 02/10/2010 at 3:19am by MissMyriah

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Sucks to be you...

#1 - On 02/10/2010 at 3:18am by Anon9002

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