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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months told me he was not going to celebrate Valentine's day because it was a "capitalistic consumerism holiday". He works in a bank and helps "capitalism consumerism" 364 days a year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14969) - you deserved it (3344)

On 02/09/2010 at 4:49am - misc - by Brokenheartz - United Kingdom (Essex)

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