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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months told me he was not going to celebrate Valentine's day because it was a "capitalistic consumerism holiday". He works in a bank and helps "capitalism consumerism" 364 days a year. FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 4:49am - misc - by Brokenheartz - United Kingdom (Essex)

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364? Which one day gets left out? Also, I'm pretty sure banks are closed a lot more than 1 day a year.

#4 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:05am by disney_blonde

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And? Am I the only one who thinks it's disgusting that apparently you can't love someone without being expected to buy them $20 roses and whatnot. Gifts should be just what their name implies- something you get for free because someone else cares about you. Not something you whine about until you get because an arbitrary holiday says you deserve them. Seriously, has it ever occurred to you that if you have to whine at someone to get you a gift, or act romantic, or whatever, then they're probably just doing it to stop you bitching at them, and it's really not worth that much at all?

#11 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:11am by fiicere

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