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Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18947) - you deserved it (144870)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

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gee, i think thats number one on itunes!

#2 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:38pm by alicemassie

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Why would you upload it to iTunes? So that when it's on random, it'll go to the video when you least expect it? Or was it for when people are scrolling through your songs, they say "I've seen that video too?"

#10 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:47pm by Anony

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