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Today, I put my AIM status on my Current iTunes song. It also does it for videos I don't know. I've downloaded a lot of porn in my iTunes, and I wanted to watch. My status on AIM was "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12569) - you deserved it (101528)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt - United States (New York)

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