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Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair cap up. A few hours later, I was completely tan, except for the top half of my forehead was pasty white. It will last for five days. FML

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YDI for getting a spray-on tan. They look ugly and extremely fake.

#6 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:59am by UrLifeDoesntSuck

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Time for bangs...

#3 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:53am by SomethingWitty

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