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Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair cap up. A few hours later, I was completely tan, except for the top half of my forehead was pasty white. It will last for five days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8143) - you deserved it (44990)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:41am - misc - by missblair - United States (Texas)

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Time for bangs...

#3 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:53am by SomethingWitty

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i'm so glad my body produces the adequate amount of melanin needed to look awesome.

#5 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:57am by woofer

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