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Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12755) - you deserved it (43086)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by AppoKing (man) - United States (Virginia)

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I would have laughed too. In fact, if I was armless, that's the kind of thing I'd say just to make people laugh, so screw everyone that didn't laugh. If he wants to avoid that kind of reaction he should practice wording it differently. Just common sense.

#5 - On 02/19/2009 at 6:52pm by anonymous

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Not going to lie, I would've laughed

#10 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:34pm by K Manny Fresh

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