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Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

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So the door to a gas station washroom was watertight, eh? And it opened out, rather than opening in? And the water in the bathroom was much much higher than your knees, since you were outside the bathroom upon opening it? And no employees nor visitors had opened that door for however many hours it would have taken for that much water to build up? And you opened the door wide enough to actually be hit with the majority of the water flow, fast enough that you didn't notice the problem in time?

Okay, I believe you. Just checking.

#22 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:59am by orp_michael

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You were on a road trip... But didn't have any other clothes you could've grabbed and changed into?

#13 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:31am by Fire_Starter

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