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Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43181) - you deserved it (4183)

On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Oh, that's a definite FML. Sorry to hear that. I can imagine how that feels. :(

#1 - On 02/19/2009 at 1:54pm by xolotl

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For those of you who remark about speaking up, there are more than just elementary schools. Later on, many teachers and professors will just read their list and look for the class. It's inefficient to do roll call when they can skim the list much more quickly.

#20 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:52pm by Seegtease

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