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Today, I woke up and went to go have a shower. The trouble is, my bedroom door is broken and will no longer open. My mother's idea of helping was pushing a note under the door saying she'll be back in a couple of hours. FML

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lol just kick off the door

#4 - On 01/26/2010 at 10:42am by Frank155

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I wonder what happens the FIFTH thing in the morning when you have to use the bathroom...

#1 - On 01/26/2010 at 10:32am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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