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Today, I was putting groceries into my car, and I put the eggs on the driver's seat while I arranged my other bags. I was frustrated because the dome light was acting up, which drives me crazy. Once I got everything in, I crankily plopped into the car. I had never moved the eggs off my seat. FML

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On 01/25/2010 at 8:41pm - misc - by EggyBum (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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a flickering light caused you to be pissed off and you blame it on that? YDI for sure.

#32 - On 01/26/2010 at 6:49am by deevosee

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Mushy egg yolk butt.

#2 - On 01/26/2010 at 3:17am by auburnvans

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