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Today, I was putting groceries into my car, and I put the eggs on the driver's seat while I arranged my other bags. I was frustrated because the dome light was acting up, which drives me crazy. Once I got everything in, I crankily plopped into the car. I had never moved the eggs off my seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7039) - you deserved it (25585)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:41pm - misc - by EggyBum (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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this was funny because i can see myself doing this. i also think it;s funny that everyone is being so my-shit-dont-stink like they have never had a moment like this before in their life. makes you wonder what they think when a moment like this actually DOES occur .... they probably blame it on someone else. at least we can laugh at our mistakes after accepting them as our own, haha. (:

#37 - On 01/26/2010 at 10:00am by r0ck_this

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Lol eggbutt.

#4 - On 01/26/2010 at 3:20am by beanerkid

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