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Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24020) - you deserved it (1446)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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what an idiot! punch him!

#6 - On 01/18/2010 at 3:33am by jazlyn1986

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You should call the cops to try getting your stuff back. And your roommate is a big dumbass, sucks for you to have one like him.

#9 - On 01/18/2010 at 3:37am by myname22

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