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Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =\
So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI
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Friday 3 July 2015