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Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15543) - you deserved it (56918)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by whatashame (woman) - United States (California)

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