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Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35967) - you deserved it (2223)

On 01/10/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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wow...fyl for sure...you should've just slapped her and told her to fuck off...

#1 - On 01/10/2010 at 2:15pm by nut_hicky66

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you should tell her boyfriend ALL about her pooping adventures just to get back

#6 - On 01/10/2010 at 2:22pm by crazysaw

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