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Today, two weeks after reporting our car was broken into, the police showed up to our flat. They came to inform us that our car was was broken into. We explained that we knew this and reported it weeks ago. Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22709) - you deserved it (1174)

On 01/10/2010 at 2:01am - misc - by zenithbelana (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Damn..sucks man. :/

#1 - On 01/10/2010 at 6:06am by Jayelibs

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You'd best pay off your gambling debts. That first time was just a warning. Things aren't looking too good for ole rusty. :[

#12 - On 01/10/2010 at 7:34am by mercyFML

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