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Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22325) - you deserved it (2673)

On 01/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by always-the-responsible-one (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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If he just turned 21 (unless drinking age is younger in canada?) should have just left it for him to clean up, then he'll learn moderation.
But, otherwise, you're a good sister and I give you a thumbs up for being good to take care of your younger silly brother.

#4 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:17am by Lesbier

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That is. . . really gross. FYL.

#1 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:08am by SaintJimmy

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