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Today, I found out that "going for a meal and going out clubbing" for New Year's means me cooking for my mates and driving them to the pub. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19430) - you deserved it (3104)

On 12/30/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by stonesober (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

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I say you put shit on their meal.
As a way of expressing their shitty friendship.
SPECIAL ingredient, oh yeah.

#2 - On 12/31/2009 at 3:15am by Lisimal

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Pubes in the food.

#3 - On 12/31/2009 at 3:19am by Pipistrello

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