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Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex asking if I would go out with him that night. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

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On 12/29/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by SherryBaby (woman) - United States (New York)

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I agree, you have been owned.....and now he knows where you live. You need to move, change your number, and start all over. That was the whole purpose of him asking you out. Not to go out with you, but to find out where you live so that he can get at you at anytime.

#3 - On 12/29/2009 at 10:08am by NotBella

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that's what you get for giving him a chance after he f*cking cheated on you. YDI.

#8 - On 12/29/2009 at 10:23am by sweetpandora

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