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Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me every day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27948) - you deserved it (5984)

On 12/27/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by kanenakid - United States (New York)

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Ahh, he's just like a real friend, taking your money!

#1 - On 12/27/2009 at 1:31pm by doriandorian

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You should friend him in Facebook

#2 - On 12/27/2009 at 1:36pm by Erindub

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