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Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27879) - you deserved it (2604)

On 12/26/2009 at 4:10am - misc - by mothapuka (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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i hope Chunks is not your father's nickname.

#1 - On 12/26/2009 at 10:10am by repyourcliche

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your name mothapuka make me laugh so hard hahaha

#2 - On 12/26/2009 at 10:15am by ladysandy

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