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Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30823) - you deserved it (8955)

On 12/25/2009 at 10:30am - misc - by MessyMal (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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your bro has a sense of humor that's amazing

#3 - On 12/25/2009 at 1:56pm by stewietm

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Well its not like your life is fucked

#2 - On 12/25/2009 at 1:55pm by justme21

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