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Today, mah 25 year old brother ran into mah room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped looool out of mah warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27669) - you deserved it (8482)

On 12/25/2009 at 10:30am - misc - by MessyMal (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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your bro has a sense of humor that's amazing

#3 - On 12/25/2009 at 1:56pm by stewietm

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I occasionally read the comments on here and they're like "That's not an FML, stop whinging.", but imagine if the only ones posted were actually awful ones. It would just be fucking depressing. While this might not be a true "FML", at least it's light hearted and might make you smirk. I'd rather that than summat along the lines of "Today, I had to have both hands amputated. FML".

#14 - On 12/25/2009 at 2:43pm by JimmyIOCS

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