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Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27880) - you deserved it (12033)

On 12/21/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by notpregnant (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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I dont even see the sarcastic humor in this. What an asshole of a cousin aswell.

#2 - On 12/21/2009 at 2:56pm by Daaniellee1234

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your cousin sucks!! FYL!

#1 - On 12/21/2009 at 2:55pm by JERKKMONKEY

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