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Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML

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On 12/21/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by notpregnant (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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I dont even see the sarcastic humor in this. What an asshole of a cousin aswell.

#2 - On 12/21/2009 at 2:56pm by Daaniellee1234

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I don't see the humour either. Can someone explain the joke to me?

#4 - On 12/21/2009 at 3:00pm by lettertjes

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