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Today, I was at the airport about to leave for my business trip. In the restroom, I put my purse on the edge of the sink and got my lipstick out. I leaned closer to apply my lipstick and my open purse fell into the sink, triggering the automatic faucet, filling my purse with water. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Some FMLs are FMLs because the circumstances are crazy. But I think almost every girl out there dreads this-- bathrooms with no makeup mirror, no shelf above their sink, and not even a coat rack. And we've been told since girlhood that public bathrooms are filthy, to always hang up one's possessions and open the door with a paper towel, so we balance our bags precariously on the edges of our sinks, maybe checking for water droplets in the bowl first just in case it tips and falls in because accidents happen... We take so many precautions, and then find out some jerk restroom designer installed automatic sinks.

I'm just waiting for this to happen to me.

#7 - On 12/19/2009 at 3:57am by anie01

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GENUIS i tell you!

#1 - On 12/19/2009 at 3:43am by michelleyily

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