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Today, I was at the airport about to leave for my business trip. In the restroom, I put my purse on the edge of the sink and got my lipstick out. I leaned closer to apply my lipstick and my open purse fell into the sink, triggering the automatic faucet, filling my purse with water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14552) - you deserved it (6118)

On 12/18/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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