Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16419) - you totally deserved it (3564)
On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
(0)he's probably one of those people that aay stuff like "I passed the ninth grade...twice."
#120 - On 07/18/2010 at 5:18am by bryttkneee
(+2)Girls have two holes downstairs. They pee out the urethra. As do men. We just happen to have our piss hole combined with our sex hole (which requires some complicated plumbing to make sure neither one interferes with the other).
(-2)well im a girl and i didnt know that. lol. i knew of 2 holes but didnt realize der were for 2 different things lmao
#52 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:29am by FML_IS_FUNNY
(0)#18:
To be a little clearer (for all the 12-year-olds reading): the opening for the urethra, where the pee comes out, is just above the vagina. They aren't combined, although they are both within the labia (lips).
(+4)Back in my high school days, my friend who had just came out of Bio class thought that girls peed out of their ass (guess he was failing that class). He then tried to convince me that he was right and gave the most retarded explanation, saying about how since the uterus is for giving birth and some other stupidity nonsense. I told our other friend this and we immediately confronted the guy at lunch break about it. We had a good laugh at his method of thinking. Ahhh good times xD
(+1)#52... I'm sorry, but I'm really, really curious, what *did* you think were the respective functions of the urethra and the vagina?
#63 - On 12/15/2009 at 10:18am by coffee_addict7
(0)wait when I make love to a girl i dont want the urethra hole!
#94 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:31am by Governorstreet
(+2) ur boyfriend is either a five year old or an f---ing idiot
#5 - On 12/15/2009 at 3:28am by jerseydevl
(+1)Perhaps your boyfriend should have this discussion with the author of FML #6732591, who would beg to differ.
(+1)Oh you poor child. FYL indeed for ending up with someone who is evidently intellectually challenged. I cannot believe that people exist who are that stupid. *Shakes head in utter disbelief*
(0)@#7, I agree. I didn't think there were people as stupid and pretentious as you. You say "intellectually challenged?" That's the worst synonym of stupid, I've ever heard. There's a whole laundry list of synonyms that you can use, yet you made up something that makes you sound like you've never studied any vocabulary, but want to seem smart and educated. There are people who drop out of high school to work and never take a health class. They learn what they can from the street, and you don't really learn that information, because things like knowing the periodic table of elements isn't useful in their 9 to 5 job. I can not believe people who are so ignorant, inconsiderate, and pretentious.
#80 - On 12/15/2009 at 6:08pm by krnmafia92
(0)@#80:
Knowing the periodic table of elements is very important in a 9-5 job when you're a chemist. Just because it's not something you learn in barista school, or in the school or hard knocks (on the "street" as you so aptly put it) doesn't mean it isn't valuable. You're just defensive over your lack of education to get all bent out of shape over someone using larger words than suits your preference. The phrase "intellectually challenged" is a perfectly suitable synonym for stupid, whether or not you've heard of it. Maybe you'd know it if you didn't drop out of highschool to work.
#115 - On 12/24/2009 at 5:21pm by piximobile
(+1)And we don't fart or burp.
He's going to get a rude shock one day.
#12 - On 12/15/2009 at 3:45am by aprilv
(-1)How is this a fml, ydi for dating a retard. Does the OP expect sympathy because she is dating an idiot?
#14 - On 12/15/2009 at 3:50am by token_blackguy
(-2)thats not fair. i just said OP was a *d*ass for datin an idiot.
#17 - On 12/15/2009 at 4:04am by EmilyClaire
(0)@ 72: I assume it means Original Poster or something along those lines. It's just a shortened way to referr to the person who posted the FML.
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YDI, for being a girl and having no armpit hair, FIRST BTW WOOT!
#22 - On 12/15/2009 at 4:18am by sirtrollsalotlol
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Umm this isnt an fml at all, girls do have armpit hair it naturally is there so its suppose to actually be there.
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YDI for having a boyfriend who is used to women from France and their hairy armpits.
#26 - On 12/15/2009 at 4:25am by SenGaeriel
(-2)you're right...Frenchies don't have hairy armpits, they're hairy all over...
and I ain't american
(0)pretty difficult to find one in Toulouse :P and she only spoke french...
oui oui, couchez avec moi, oui, oui...
(0)lol cgoln, don't take it so seriously. Americans have to put up with European prejudice all the time on here. and I think it was the French that started the trend of shaving anyways. :)
#121 - On 08/11/2010 at 2:29pm by PaperCaper
(0)lol cgoln, don't take it so seriously. Americans have to put up with European prejudice all the time on here. And I think it was the French that started the trend of shaving anyways. :)
#122 - On 08/11/2010 at 2:31pm by PaperCaper
(-1)lol, that's actually hilarious... I can't believe your boyfried didn't know girls don't have armpit hairs because they shave it off (plus he must've noticed that some girls don't - that's really hard to miss).
#30 - On 12/15/2009 at 5:02am by catkat1988
(-1)Honestly I don't see how this is an fml, yeah it's a tad funny ..
#31 - On 12/15/2009 at 5:22am by catherinee
(+1)OP, you really need to think about what girls your boyfriend has been looking at, how old they were - and why he was looking in their armpits. Then check out the phone number for your local police station.
#32 - On 12/15/2009 at 5:32am by wellinever
(0)agreed...how old is he though?....sounds very much like he hasnt hit puberty yet....YDI...this is not an fml your boyfriend is either a d**bs**t or youre just a whiney cow
(-1)What the hell is wrong with you people, chances are he's probably only 14 or 15, was raised by a single dad, and has no sisters, and this is his first interaction with a female. So that makes him a dumbass!!! The majority of you people aren't anything but a bunch of yuppies that feel superior to the inexperienced.
I welcome any of you that think this young man is a dumbass to private message me, I can see put'n people down if it is funny, but come on "he's a dumbass" what the fuck is so funny about that.
(0)you want us to private message you, so you can feel important...well fuck you I'm not gonna please you lool
(+2)Oh yes, FYL. Your boyfriend didn't know something. How sad for you. If that's the worst thing in your life then you should count your blessings.
(0)well obviously he never passed health classes as a kid... doy
#43 - On 12/15/2009 at 7:12am by baby_gurl2405
(0)I once had a guy ask me if girls farted... I just shook my head. Poor uneducated youth.
#46 - On 12/15/2009 at 7:22am by mrshawaiianeskim
(0)Well least he actually asked. Least he didn't lift your arm up every morning and lick it to check whether a) you have arm pit hair and b) If you sweated like a piggy. Then reported his findings to an international Men conference. That's an FYL. Buy him a book on women's bodies or better yet some porn.
(0)"...a book on women's bodies or better yet some porn."
"I say potato, you say potahto, potato, potato, oysters, ursters, let's call the whole thing off"
#65 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:05am by derschadenfreude
(-2)Like I said, mother fuck'n yuppie, i bet you're going to applebees for fuk'n free your birthday peach cobler. YEAH- you rule!!
High five'n your 2 friends while your hit'n on some waitress that normally wouldn't give you the time of day
(0)Look at it on the bright side: at least you know that you've got good hygiene (at least when it comes to shaving)...unless you're like 13, that is...
#57 - On 12/15/2009 at 9:02am by oh_dee
(-1)Technically body hair has nothing to do with hygiene, since hygiene is more about bacteria and so on, whereas body hair is not considered attractive but is not "dirty".
Though OP, you need to come here and tell us how old your boyfriend is, because if he is above the age of 12 we should all be worrying about how uneducated some people are.
(0)Sounds like a pretty big thing not to know about the female body... I would say it's an FML because she's dating someone who is either a dumbass, extremely sheltered, or whose only previous experience with women is watching porn.
#89 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:23pm by brakakakaka
(0)27, I love how you defend yourself from a stereotype, then instantly call him a stupid American without even looking at his nationality. Nice.
#61 - On 12/15/2009 at 9:41am by somepartsareme
(+1)whoa, 64, there used to be a "who cares" button? where do we sign the petition to get it back?
#66 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:09am by derschadenfreude
(-1)What is with bringing nationality into this? Racism, tsk tsk.
And what is with these kids posting FML's for petty issues, this doesn't even figure as a FML.
He can't be more than 16 years of age anyhow. Tell him everybody has body hair, and get the hell over it.
(0)bwahahahaha you really are funny
so from a single word you deduced my nationality? you must be some grizzled professor of languages, I guess you're able to speak a couple of dead languages and knowing all grammer used in every region of the world.
Let me (or lemme lol) teach you something: The word Assume - when you assume, you guess, or as they say you make an Ass out of U and Me (in this case its Assu).
For your info my mother language is not English or an English derived one, and I can also speak italian and French (as a 2nd language) - now find me an american who can speak more than English.
ps I'm doing a Degree in Nursing, and that is something I'll use. (does this make you more of an ass?)
(0)@ GodOfBeer - I'm an American student, applying to law school, who speaks French as a second language, and some Russian and Arabic.
You know what they say - when you assume...
(0)I am also an American and speak Russian and Spanish.. Sad.. GodofWar I thought all your other comments were funny..just to learn you were a close minded prick..
#98 - On 12/16/2009 at 4:30am by Veritas143
(0)Well you must be the first 2 "real americans" (I'm assuming both your parents/families are Americans and not Russian or French, where learning a second language is natural at home).
I live on an island, and we have many tourists, and I never met an american who speaks any other language than english. Obviously American population is in the millions and we only get a trickle of the number of tourists, but also on the net, rarely you find anyone speaking 2 or more languages...
*hangs head in shame...* seems like a case of AssMe :|
(0)Well, I'm 14 and I can speak Hebrew and Spanish as well as English, which was my first language...and I know tons of americans who can speak more than one language, though i don't go to one of those bilingual or international schools.
(0)yeah, same here, i speak hebrew and english, a bit of french and japanese, and im not the only one who does, somtimes i even talk to my friends to confuse our teacher :P
(0)You... deserved it? I don't understand what the problem is besides the fact you're dating an idiot.
#77 - On 12/15/2009 at 4:24pm by Jumpluff69
(0)you are a dumbshit.
how the fuck does this get through?
this site has went to shit lately
#82 - On 12/15/2009 at 7:16pm by guitardedman
(0)This isn't an FML dumbass. They really need to change the name of this site from fmylife.com to todaysomethinghappened.com.
#83 - On 12/15/2009 at 7:54pm by grrrarrrg2
(0)Like people said, not a FML. Sure, feel a bit bad that you're dating someone who isn't a complete genius, and will hopefully never be a doctor, but not a FML.
#88 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:05pm by babylon_pride
(0)Except that it's NOT an MLIA, as it is on the site FML. MLIA sucks. Bunch of Harry Potter freaks over there.
#114 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:31pm by GriefBacon
(0)huh? FML? seriously? do you understand the concept of this website? sorry i can't be respectful if you think this is an FML.
#107 - On 12/17/2009 at 12:28pm by munim
(0).......................................................................still waiting for the part where the FML comes in to the post
#110 - On 12/18/2009 at 6:02pm by R0lling_St0ner
(0)I had a boyfriend once who was very upset when he found out we couldn't have sex because I was still on my period.
He thought they only lasted one day.
I wish. :[
#112 - On 12/19/2009 at 9:09pm by rainbowbluee
(0)When I first got my period I thought they only lasted a day too :( then again I was like 11 in 6th grade and my mom never told me about periods. So it was a tota shocker for me. and I ended up wearing WHITE pants the next day thinking it was over :(
(0)It's an FML because she just found out that her boyfriend is retarded.
#113 - On 12/22/2009 at 7:55pm by Jesus_Cookies
