Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

by Anonymous / 12/14/2009 at 6:46pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

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  • I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.

    #2 - On 12/15/2009 at 3:22am by muichini

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  • Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.

    #10 - On 12/15/2009 at 3:41am by xCrackerx

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