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Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.
Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015