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Today, my mother told me that my father once told her that he was glad she wasn't a red head. He wouldn't have married her if she was because he hates red heads. I am his red-headed daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37166) - you deserved it (1992)

On 02/18/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by Nikkalicious16 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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im hoping to marry a redheaded lady. they are beautiful creatures.

#6 - On 02/18/2009 at 12:00pm by tuff17o_0

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what he should have asked is if any of her direct family were red-headed. gotta love recessive genes (personally, a redhead)

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:26am by chuubop

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