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Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12574) - you deserved it (28142)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:35am - misc - by asdf1851 - United States (North Carolina)

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Maybe you can spin this for your interview: It's evidence of how far you're willing to go to help people accomplish their goals. How can they *not* hire a team player like you?

But what's the difference between *looking* like you have a mullet and actually having one?

#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:28am by Hipseterical!

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Definitely not the smartest thing to do. Sorry but you deserved it. If you can't think ahead, you probably don't deserve that job either.

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:29am by ohgeez

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