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Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16331) - you deserved it (3536)

On 12/09/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by notalcoholic (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

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