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Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML

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On 12/09/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by notalcoholic (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

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YDI. If he didn't ask for help with his problem it was probably a pretty offensive gift. At least he's just giving you a bad gift instead of a bad gift with an offensive implication.

#6 - On 12/09/2009 at 7:12am by Twinklestar

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Self-help books FAIL. You should drink all the booze in the house, and sit down with the book. Tell him you were trying to be sympathetic by putting yourself in the situation!

#7 - On 12/09/2009 at 7:13am by Kat33393

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