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Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML


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On 12/09/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by notalcoholic (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

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people need to chill. He didn't actually say he got his roommate this for his roommate's birthday. it is kind of assumed, but still, read it through. He might of just been trying to help his friend. your getting mad at a guy, that you don't know, for giving a shit ? think it through.

#35 - On 12/09/2009 at 3:48pm by shaynaxnicole

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Self-help books FAIL. You should drink all the booze in the house, and sit down with the book. Tell him you were trying to be sympathetic by putting yourself in the situation!

#7 - On 12/09/2009 at 7:13am by Kat33393

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