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Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24841) - you deserved it (5531)

On 12/04/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by olive_costume (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I was camping and out late riding my bike when something got caught in my spokes and was going round and round. It was dark and I thought it was a stick so I reached down to pull it out and it hissed at me. Needless to say I dismounted faster than the speed of light thus proving Einstein wrong. Shove that in your pipe and smoke it!! E=mcgetthefuckoutofmybikesnake

#15 - On 12/05/2009 at 5:27am by Peroxide

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That'd scare the ---- out of me O.o
FYL

#2 - On 12/05/2009 at 3:28am by Kingdutch

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