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Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22761) - you deserved it (5138)

On 12/04/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by olive_costume (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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