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Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29361) - you deserved it (4048)

On 12/03/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by bdaygirl (woman) - United States (California)

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OP, just think about how many people in the world don't get any presents on their birthdays. It's very immature to expect things in life.

#2 - On 12/03/2009 at 10:06am by lostfaithinpppl

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happy birthday!

#4 - On 12/03/2009 at 10:07am by mrspitiful

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