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Today, I was in line in the grocery store with my 3 year old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had a cow with sunglasses on on it. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36044) - you deserved it (2055)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

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