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Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38583) - you deserved it (2235)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

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That's not nice. Don't reprimand your child for honesty.

#2 - On 11/30/2009 at 5:14pm by popoman

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Those of you who think this is "bad parenting", it's not. The kid didn't know that there was an obese woman wearing glasses in front of them!

And I'm pretty sure you could have explained that your son was talking about the yogurt tube. I bet the woman would have understood.

And it's not FYL, it's FHL. She probably gets called that a lot...and the people that call her that are NOT talking about yogurt tubes!

But I bet this was very embarassing, so FYL. You DEFINATELY didn't deserve this one!

#41 - On 11/30/2009 at 6:18pm by sLAUGHTERxx

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