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Today, my very traditional parents told me that I should start a savings account for my marriage. I told them that I wouldn't get married until much later because I don't even have a boyfriend yet. They said, "Don't worry we already found a boy for you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (2535)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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Forced relationships? Is that even LEGAL?

#3 - On 11/30/2009 at 7:10am by jts2

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Well, atleast they did the hard part for you, just check him out.

#4 - On 11/30/2009 at 7:13am by vapors

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