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Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25047) - you deserved it (2645)

On 11/29/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Don't take him, problem solved! Damn I'm good.

#2 - On 11/30/2009 at 3:59am by crzyry

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This sounds awfully like that show "That 70's Show."

#1 - On 11/30/2009 at 3:58am by NorfolkDude

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