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Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
why do birds always seem to shit on human beings? someday we should just shit on them back and see how
they like it. yea...that'll show em to poop on me.
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Wednesday 28 January 2015