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Today, a friend convinced me that I should throw a big party and invite everyone to come. After fixing a ton of party food, I sat around and waited for my guests to arrive. No one did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35165) - you deserved it (3413)

On 11/21/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by tealsoda (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Wow. Did you forget to invite people or something? I'm surprised that your one friend who suggested it didn't come. They must have known that no one liked you and wanted to see if you'd do it and look dumb. My suggestion, get new friends. Like some that know how to RSVP!

#4 - On 11/21/2009 at 6:04pm by WTFsGoingOn

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Well, start eating, we can't let any food go to waste.

#13 - On 11/21/2009 at 6:46pm by perdix

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