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Today, my jeep wouldn't start so I opened the hood. I slammed my fingers in my jeep's hood. It latched shut. My hood release was inside the cab, and the jeep was in neutral and on an incline. It started to roll... with a ditch about 5 yards away. I had to skin my own fingers to get them out. FML

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On 11/20/2009 at 8:28pm - misc - by FoundMyLighter (man) - United States (Alaska)

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I think your problem may have been slamming your fingers in the hood. That's not a very good strategy when it comes to fixing vehicles.

#3 - On 11/21/2009 at 4:22am by neutral

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wow you're dumb. Its just good policy to never get out of your car unless you put the parking brake on and/or put the car in park. and it's really not that hard to avoid slamming your fingers.

#7 - On 11/21/2009 at 4:52am by wearinsexypants

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