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Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the process of drying my roommate's coffee mug when the handle suddenly snapped off and the sharp edge left on the mug scraped down my arm. I now have a 3-inch long gash in my arm. I was attacked by a cheap coffee mug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17121) - you deserved it (2669)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by disheshateme (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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You were mugged! Cancel your credit cards.

#6 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:08am by pleasetryagain

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Oh, look how you have failed!
This is the best comment I've seen where someone gets their comment number wrong.

#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:05am by Maxine17

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