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Today, I rang British Gas to cancel my boiler cover, as I'm totally and utterly skint. I told her the reason was I was getting divorced, moving house, losing my job and had no income at all. She was very sympathetic, and said "how would you like to pay your £37 cancellation fee?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18103) - you deserved it (2460)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by shellbom (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

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There is more British jargon in this fml alone than I have heard in the last year

#2 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:01pm by ShaunathinShavis

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I hope I'm not the only one who barely understood this ;_;

#3 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:03pm by allisha

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