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Today, I was running a meeting feeling very stressed. I grabbed my stress ball out of my bag, squeezing it vigorously throughout the meeting. When I stood up to talk my stress ball exploded all over my new black suit and the desk. So much for relieving stress. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16525) - you deserved it (2556)

On 11/17/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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