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Today, I was running a meeting feeling very stressed. I grabbed my stress ball out of my bag, squeezing it vigorously throughout the meeting. When I stood up to talk my stress ball exploded all over my new black suit and the desk. So much for relieving stress. FML


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On 11/17/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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This is why you should get the foamy sponge kind next time.

#3 - On 11/17/2009 at 6:10am by Amkii

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That's the problem with you women -- you have to buy your stress balls.

We guys have a built-in pair that we squeeze during stressful meetings (and dates, for that matter) and have a natural limit switch that tells us when were doing it too hard. This mode of stress relief does have the unfortunate danger of also messing up a black suit.

#16 - On 11/17/2009 at 8:34am by perdix

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