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Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8864) - you deserved it (33444)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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I'd clap.

#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:21am by That1guybob

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Now you're not the lead singer, it's Bleed singer! :)

#4 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:34am by CheeseHater

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