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Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

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On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)

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god damn I would have loved to have seen you driving to the mechanics with your horn going off

"omg, wtf is that guy behind me beeping for, its a red light you dickhead!"

#4 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:18am by Peroxide

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That would be really embarrassing. Sorry OP. I am wondering how effective punching the steering wheel was in remedying this.

#1 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:07am by DarkJoy

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