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Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
god damn I would have loved to have seen you driving to the mechanics with your horn going off
"omg, wtf is that guy behind me beeping for, its a red light you dickhead!"
Aha. Hey man, try not to think too much FML. It's a funny story. Laugh with your neighbors and it'll be much better.
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